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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 11:48
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I can not sleep. what is the problem?
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
—
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Ipsum quo molestiae officiis qui voluptates sequi veniam qui.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
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Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried